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Orbits
Kepler's three laws, and the family of curves a single force allows.
The orbit is an ellipse, and the Sun is not in the middle of it
Kepler's first law is usually drawn wrong. The interesting content is not the ellipse — it is the focus, and the fact that one of the two is empty.
Equal areas in equal times, which is angular momentum in disguise
Kepler's second law is a statement about the area a radius line sweeps. It looks like an odd thing to have noticed, and it turns out to be a conservation law arriving eighty years early.
An orbit can look exactly like a circle and still not be one
Earth's orbit departs from a circle by fourteen parts in a hundred thousand. The Sun's offset from its centre is a hundred and twenty times larger, and everything interesting is in the offset.
The third thing that is conserved
Energy fixes an orbit's size and angular momentum fixes its shape. Neither fixes which way it points — so a curve that closes needs a third conserved quantity, and only two force laws in the universe supply one.
The position that has no formula, and is computed anyway
Kepler's equation relates where a body is to when it is there. It cannot be solved in elementary functions, Kepler said so, and nobody has managed it since — which has stopped nothing.
The law that links period to size, and weighs everything
Kepler found that the square of the period goes as the cube of the orbit. Newton found the constant of proportionality, and that constant is a mass — which is how every mass in astronomy has been obtained since.
Every orbit one force allows, and the number that picks between them
Circle, ellipse, parabola, hyperbola. A single inverse-square force permits exactly these four, and one number decides which — including whether the body ever comes back.
Six numbers that fix an orbit for all time, and the sixth is the awkward one
Five of the orbital elements describe a curve that never changes. The sixth says where on it the body is, and it is the only one that has to keep being measured.
One equation for the speed anywhere, and the eccentricity is not in it
The vis-viva relation gives the speed at any point of any orbit from two numbers. What it leaves out is the surprise — the shape of the orbit does not appear at all.
The formula that exists, and is not used
Kepler's equation does have a closed-form solution — an infinite series in the eccentricity, written down by Lagrange. It converges up to e = 0.6627434 and not one part beyond, and that number has nothing to do with astronomy.
Three rotations that put an orbit in space, and they do not commute
An orbit's orientation takes three angles. Give the same three angles in a different order and the orbit ends up somewhere else — which is why the convention is part of the data.
The wall that angular momentum builds
A body falling toward a star almost never arrives. Sideways motion, which looks like a detail of the initial conditions, turns the attraction into a well with a wall around the middle of it — and the wall is why it costs more fuel to hit the Sun than to leave the solar system.
Elements that do not stay constant
Six numbers fix an orbit for all time, and the phrase is only true in a universe containing two bodies. Add a third and the six start moving — some of them wandering and returning, one or two of them drifting in one direction forever, and the difference between those two behaviours is the whole of celestial mechanics after Newton.
The third law is wrong by the mass of the planet
Kepler's harmonic law says the square of the period goes as the cube of the size. Newton's version has one more term in it, and the term is the orbiting body's own mass — negligible for a planet, decisive for a binary star, and the reason a period can be converted into a mass at all.
The orbit that has no period
Above an eccentricity of 1 the conic is open, the energy is positive and the semi-major axis is negative — and the vis-viva relation survives the sign change without a single alteration. What replaces the period is a speed, and that speed is what says where a visitor came from.
Aiming at a plane instead of at a planet
A spacecraft arriving at a planet is not aimed at a periapsis distance. It is aimed at a point in a plane perpendicular to its own incoming asymptote, because that is the one coordinate in which the miss distance responds linearly to a correction — and every navigation product ever published for a flyby is written in it.
Five directions and no distance among them
An image of a moving point records an angle and throws the range away, so an orbit has to be assembled out of angles alone. How many angles are needed is not a detail of the method — it is the whole of what a determination is.
The one solve that does not ask which conic it is
Kepler's equation is for ellipses, Barker's cubic for parabolas, and a hyperbolic sine for the rest — three parameterisations of one motion, each worst exactly where its neighbour takes over. The universal variable removes the question, and the removal is not a convenience.
The average depends on what is being averaged
Four ways of averaging one orbit's distance from its primary give four different numbers, and only two of them are the semi-major axis. Which two is not a matter of convention, and the same arithmetic decides how much sunlight a planet receives in a year.
The singularity that is a change of variable
The Kepler problem blows up at zero separation, and a fixed-step integrator falls apart long before it gets there. Divide time by the radius and the equations become a harmonic oscillator — exactly, for every conic at once.