The spin-down generator
25 pulsars in the plane of period against period derivative, at their catalogued values. Only the two axes are measurements; the three families of contour are models. *Constant surface field runs at slope −1* because B ∝ √(PṖ), *constant characteristic age at slope +1* because τ = P/2Ṗ, and the two families cross the population at right angles — which is why a single dot fixes both. The Crab sits at 3.8·10¹² G and 1257 years, and its true age is 972; the millisecond pulsars at the lower left have fields ten thousand times weaker and characteristic ages of billions of years, because they were spun back up by a companion long after they died. The line at the lower right is the *death line*, B/P² below which the model says no pair production and therefore no radio emission — and J2144−3933 is drawn below it, an 8.5-second pulsar that is radiating anyway.
8 essays call
spin-down. The drawing above is what it returns with no arguments at all; every
call below passes it something, because a placement that passes nothing draws whichever member
of the family the generator happens to default to rather than the one its essay argues about.
Where it is called
Every figure listed here is the same construction drawn at different numbers, so a correction to one is a correction to all of them.
A detector the size of the galaxy
At a nanohertz no instrument can be built, so the clocks already in the sky are used instead. The signal is in no single pulsar's data — it is in the correlation between pairs as a function of the angle between them, and that curve has no free parameters at all.
A clock that runs down and says what it is
A pulsar hands over two measured numbers, a period and its derivative. Everything else usually quoted about it — an age, a magnetic field, a luminosity — is derived from those two through a model, and the one measurement that tests the model refutes it.
A clock read against a model of everything in between
A pulsar delivers arrival times and nothing else. Everything else is a model, and what is measured is the difference between the model and the arrivals — a residual whose shape says which term is wrong, and whose annual sinusoid is a position measured from pulses rather than from an image.
A corner of the diagram that has to be earned
A pulsar spinning a thousand times a second cannot have been born that way and stayed that way, because its own radiation would have slowed it in a few million years. It got there by being fed, and the line it cannot lie above is where the accretion torque balances the magnetic one.
The part of a star that never slowed down
A pulsar's spin decays smoothly for years and then jumps upward inside a minute. Nothing outside can deliver angular momentum that fast, so something inside has been storing it — and the rate at which the jumps accumulate is a lower bound on how much of the star is not braking with the rest.
A neutron star born turning too slowly
Collapse an iron core a few thousand kilometres across down to twelve, and conservation of angular momentum multiplies its rotation rate by about eighteen thousand. A model with no transport in it delivers a newborn pulsar at the break-up limit; the ones that are observed turn twenty times slower, which is a measurement of the core before it fell.
The exponent no pulsar has
Every field strength in the pulsar catalogue comes from one formula, which assumes the star is a magnetic dipole rotating in a vacuum and therefore that its spin-down obeys an exponent of exactly three. Where that exponent has been measured it is 2.51, 2.84, 1.4 — never three, and always short.
The period a star is pulled towards
A magnetised neutron star does not let a disc reach it. The disc stops where the field's stress wins, and if that radius lies inside the corotation radius the star is spun up while outside it the star is spun down — so there is one period at which nothing changes, and an accreting star walks to it.