Kepler's equation — where it appears
Named by 11 essays across 4 fields — each of them below, with the objects they name alongside it.
Equal areas in equal times, which is angular momentum in disguise
Kepler's second law is a statement about the area a radius line sweeps. It looks like an odd thing to have noticed, and it turns out to be a conservation law arriving eighty years early.
The position that has no formula, and is computed anyway
Kepler's equation relates where a body is to when it is there. It cannot be solved in elementary functions, Kepler said so, and nobody has managed it since — which has stopped nothing.
The formula that exists, and is not used
Kepler's equation does have a closed-form solution — an infinite series in the eccentricity, written down by Lagrange. It converges up to e = 0.6627434 and not one part beyond, and that number has nothing to do with astronomy.
The orbit that has no period
Above an eccentricity of 1 the conic is open, the energy is positive and the semi-major axis is negative — and the vis-viva relation survives the sign change without a single alteration. What replaces the period is a speed, and that speed is what says where a visitor came from.
Five directions and no distance among them
An image of a moving point records an angle and throws the range away, so an orbit has to be assembled out of angles alone. How many angles are needed is not a detail of the method — it is the whole of what a determination is.
The one solve that does not ask which conic it is
Kepler's equation is for ellipses, Barker's cubic for parabolas, and a hyperbolic sine for the rest — three parameterisations of one motion, each worst exactly where its neighbour takes over. The universal variable removes the question, and the removal is not a convenience.
The average depends on what is being averaged
Four ways of averaging one orbit's distance from its primary give four different numbers, and only two of them are the semi-major axis. Which two is not a matter of convention, and the same arithmetic decides how much sunlight a planet receives in a year.
Two places and a clock decide the path
The time to fly between two points depends on the semi-major axis, the chord between them, and the sum of their distances — and on nothing else about the orbit. Not the eccentricity, not where periapsis is, not the orientation. Lambert's theorem is why an interplanetary launch date is the root of one equation.
Wrong about where, and right about how much
Runge–Kutta is the more accurate method and loses energy steadily; leapfrog is cruder and its energy error never leaves a band. Over five billion years only one of those properties survives — and neither method knows where the planet is.
Two fictitious suns in sequence
The equation of time is usually described as one quantity with two causes. It is better read as two separate reductions, each with its own imaginary body — one that moves uniformly along the ecliptic and one that moves uniformly along the equator — and the second is not the first.
Every method prefers a circle, and not for the same reason
A transit is more likely on an eccentric orbit and shorter when it happens, and the two very nearly cancel. A velocity curve loses amplitude to harmonics no sinusoidal search is looking at, and that one does not cancel at all.
Named alongside it
The objects these essays reach for when they reach for this one.
EccentricitySemi-major axisAnomalyConic sectionsMean anomalyOrbital elementsOrbital energyPeriapsisTrue anomalyAngular momentumCharacteristic energyConditioning