Mean anomaly — where it appears
Named by 4 essays across one field — each of them below, with the objects they name alongside it.
The position that has no formula, and is computed anyway
Kepler's equation relates where a body is to when it is there. It cannot be solved in elementary functions, Kepler said so, and nobody has managed it since — which has stopped nothing.
Six numbers that fix an orbit for all time, and the sixth is the awkward one
Five of the orbital elements describe a curve that never changes. The sixth says where on it the body is, and it is the only one that has to keep being measured.
The formula that exists, and is not used
Kepler's equation does have a closed-form solution — an infinite series in the eccentricity, written down by Lagrange. It converges up to e = 0.6627434 and not one part beyond, and that number has nothing to do with astronomy.
The average depends on what is being averaged
Four ways of averaging one orbit's distance from its primary give four different numbers, and only two of them are the semi-major axis. Which two is not a matter of convention, and the same arithmetic decides how much sunlight a planet receives in a year.
Named alongside it
The objects these essays reach for when they reach for this one.
AnomalyEccentricityKepler's equationPeriapsisTrue anomalyEccentric anomalyOrbital elementsAngular momentumArgument of periapsisAscending nodeAstronomical unit (AU)Bessel functions